by James "Jimmy" Coulter
People these days can't seem to agree on anything. Yet somehow we've all come to the same conclusion: the world sucks. We might debate how it sucks, or even why it sucks, but we can all agree: life sucks!
Sure, perhaps life has always sucked. It started sucking the moment one couple got tossed out of a garden for doing the single thing they were told not to do, and it's been all downhill from there. Ever since, man has been forced to work by the sweat of his brow to put food on the table and a roof over his head—and all while enduring the same problems: war, famine, disease, taxes, death—but I repeat myself!
And sure, perhaps life sucks less now than it used to. Back then, most people were lucky to make it to the ripe old age of 30—largely because infant mortality was sky‑high! And even if you survived childhood, you could still drop dead from smallpox, measles, or even diarrhea. Yes, people really died from diarrhea! But now we have antibiotics, vaccines, and other medical wonders that have allowed us to live longer, and folks no longer poop themselves to death. (Though judging by the current outbreak of explosive diarrhea from contaminated lettuce, that cause of death might be staging a comeback!)
And sure, maybe the "good old days" weren't all that good—at least not for everyone. Yes, back in the 1950s, some folks enjoyed the idyllic American Dream: a wife, two and a half kids, a dog, and a house with a white picket fence. But plenty of others were eating at separate lunch counters, while others were forced to live their entire lives in the closet. The "good old days" weren't good for them then, and while things aren't perfect now, they're at least a little better.
But let's not kid ourselves: just because things were worse back then and slightly better now doesn't mean everything is fine or even trending in the right direction. Some things are still bad—and in many ways, they have gotten worse! Sure, the 1950s were a time when women were expected to stay home doing all the cooking, cleaning, and child‑rearing. But to its credit, it was also a time when a single salary could actually support a single family: the bills got paid, the kids got fed, and the wife didn't need a second job just to keep the lights on.
Back then, you could graduate high school, work your way through college on a minimum‑wage job, and come out the other side with a degree, a decent job, and the ability to buy a car and a house without drowning in debt. You could even save enough to retire and enjoy your golden years in relative comfort. Now? We've got high‑school grads who can't read, minimum‑wage workers who can't afford the food they're cooking, and college grads lugging around student debt so heavy their great‑grandchildren might inherit it. A house and a car? In this economy?!
Everything costs more now. A cup of coffee is a luxury, a movie ticket is a splurge, and a gallon of gas might as well require a co‑signer. And the quality? Worse. Clothes barely survive a wash cycle. Customer service is a rumor. We've even coined a word for companies shrinking products while jacking up prices: shrinkflation. Everything's smaller, pricier, and shoddier.
In short: life sucks. I wish I had a solution for how to make it suck less, but what do I know? I'm an op‑ed writer, not a miracle worker.
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